My Javanese is Bad

This is how my man makes me want to kick him!

Him   : Cindy look, that man has a very biiig belly :D

Me     : Hahah you think he cares?

Him   : No. He loooong passed  the point of caring hahah would you be able to translate that into Javanese?

Me     : Oh give me a break!

Him   : Woops sorry. Your Javanese is very bad. Even worse than my Indonesian. And I better run now before you have my head chopped.

Me     : -___-

But then, I all I want is just hug him so tightly :) I love him so much.